can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr
and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more
just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more
I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.
he’s our leader
This is amazing.
yeah thanks that cleared things out
i was thE ONLY ONE IN THE THEATER WHO SCREAMED SCIENCE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOS
AND THIS OTHER GUY WENT “TONNNNNY???” AND I WENT “BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE.”
AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON HE WAS WEARING A HULK SHIRT AND I HAD ON MY ARC REACTOR SHIRT
IT WAS PERF.
You made me ship it
THOSE TAGS UPPERS
It just keeps getting better
this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha
OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR
NOTHING ABOUT MC DONALDS WILL MAKE ME HAPPIER TONIGHT
Yeah… This is pretty much accurate..
Although I would change Arizona’s from ‘Salsa’ to ‘Cacti’, because even though you CAN buy salsa by the gallon, I’m pretty certain you can do that anywhere that you get stuff in bulk
THIS IS BULL I’LL HAVE U KNOW HERE IN COLORADO WE MAKE COORS NOT BUDWEISER
UGH SO UNCLUTURED
HARRY POTTER WORLD
According to this I live in Intercourse.
but i dont wanna live in football
Wyoming… more like solely populated with sagebrush and antelopeGood. You have pleased me. Moose.
so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.”
She’s done a lot of flying in her day.
A LOT OF FLYING