rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

clever-chin-boy:

#you guys are bigger babies than the actual baby

mishafuckingackles:

#i don’t need to look where i’m shooting #caw caw motherfuckers

lumos5000:

thelovelytennantcollins:

wandererofgallifrey:

lumos5000:

95malene:

wondering how many miles I’ve scrolled on tumblr

and i would scroll 500 miles and i would scroll 500 more

just to be the one who scrolled uh-thousand miles to re-blog this once more

I like how david’s head hasn’t been tumblred.

he’s our leader

Ladies and Gentlemen, Elijah Wood.

dr3amingofdisn3y:

This is amazing.

tom-hiddleston-just:

yeah thanks that cleared things out

kikiagent15:

girl-in-the-tardis:

loethlin:

silver-tongued-goddess:

i was thE ONLY ONE IN THE THEATER WHO SCREAMED SCIENCE BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOS

AND THIS OTHER GUY WENT “TONNNNNY???” AND I WENT “BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCE.” 

AND WHEN THE LIGHTS CAME ON HE WAS WEARING A HULK SHIRT AND I HAD ON MY ARC REACTOR SHIRT

IT WAS PERF.

You made me ship it

 

dudeufugly:

daltasia:

amy-the-girl-who-is-waiting:

nooby-banana:

chocobolatay:

fixed it

  #VERILY I HATH FORSAKEN MINE ABILITIES TO CAN

THOSE TAGS UPPERS

It just keeps getting better

rancis-motherfluggers:

bennyfuckinleeiy:

this is the best thing in the entire world. i’ve been looking for this gif to pop up on my dash forever hahahaha

OMFG IT’S A HAMBURGLAR

I CHOKED

OMFG HAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAA

NOTHING ABOUT MC DONALDS WILL MAKE ME HAPPIER TONIGHT

francistheloverbonnefoy:

viva-la-prussia:

kittilumpo:

askhumanpinkie-pie:

thesilverhairedlass:

hetaliadiaries:

something-in-the-music:

Yeah… This is pretty much accurate..

Although I would change Arizona’s from ‘Salsa’ to ‘Cacti’, because even though you CAN buy salsa by the gallon, I’m pretty certain you can do that anywhere that you get stuff in bulk

THIS IS BULL I’LL HAVE U KNOW HERE IN COLORADO WE MAKE COORS NOT BUDWEISER

UGH SO UNCLUTURED

HARRY POTTER WORLD

HARRY
POTTER
WORLd

According to this I live in Intercourse.

but i dont wanna live in football

Wyoming… more like solely populated with sagebrush and antelope

Good. You have pleased me. Moose.

certainlydraco:

so you know that part in The Princess Diaries 2 where they were all mattress surfing and Julie Andrews was like “I’ve done a lot of flying in my day.”

She’s done a lot of flying in her day.

A LOT OF FLYING

FLYING